A hungry badger trying to score some grub at a greasy diner
went straight to the kitchen and tried to pass himself off as the fry cook,
but all he got was kicked out the back service entrance.
Kicked him out into the alley, whereupon recovering his composure
he found a book in a bin written by Emily Post - the “Queen of Etiquette.”
Pawing over the book, he composed a letter protesting of his treatment
borrowing grammar from the Bible and Shakespeare
and delivered it to the diner himself.
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In 2019, I was in Salisbury and attended the Alphabet Business Convention without knowing any artist. Lost Crowns was my favourite band that played there. Pablo P.