You know that I'd slip away with a bear anyday,
just as long as he’s not undead
I've always thought cows were quite frightening
buy egads they're a thousand times worse
when they've been brought
back from the dead and hungry for human flesh
For your own welfare and safety
have no traffic with things from the grave!
Pets - they're a pleasure, but woe beyond measure
reanimated post-mortem.
Have a picnic in the park, just be out of there
by dark 'cause parks are known zombi congregating zones.
I have never walked with a zombi
but I flee from them night after night.
If approached near a graveyard
by strangers whose manner of speech
resembles bubbling viscous fluid
don't try to engage them in conversation.
If you do not heed this advice
that's your choice,
just remember that one should never play
with things that come from the grave
don't traffic with the undead
or you could be zombi-fied too.
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