Saturn is not the nicest planet to be stranded on
I hear there are lakes of methane
and ammonia clouds.
That's not very nice, no it isn't.
You can just forget about Uranus, also Jupiter,
don't even mention frozen Pluto
never mind the Moon.
No fun is to be had on Venus, just to quickly die
and be dissolved by sulphuric acid
raining from the sky.
That's not very fun, that's no fun at all, no it isn't.
It’s not nice
That's not nice at all
That's not very fun fun fun fun fun.
No it isn’t.
The gravity's too low on Mercury
and Mars is too cold and Neptune's much too wet
I guess that leaves us only one more planet.
Just one more planet.
and you're probably on it
if you're based on carbon
breathe oxygen and consist mainly of water
you're probably on it
some form of life as we know it.
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