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The Shunned Country

by Bob Drake

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Not many normal folks live around here anymore having had one too many strange things show up at their door; some were oozing, some were scuttling, some were shambling, some were floating, some had one too many dimensions.
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Nobody around here is willing to discuss the events which led them to dynamite the graveyard; but it had to do with certain things to which one would not ordinarily attribute the power of apparently independent mobility.
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Everyone knows skeletons can’t move, but just try explaining that to Mr Smith who was the digger of the graves up at the county cemetery, who swore he saw one fumbling in a thicket.
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Toolshed 00:14
Nobody knew some thing lived in the old toolshed, and even if they had seen it wouldn’t have believed it.
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The reputation of that empty house by the river wasn’t so good, and it was not exactly improved by what they found there after that freakishly localised storm.
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They have a hand of Sainte Anne But alas, also a terrible dog who wouldn’t let me get near it.
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Acres of stinging nettles brambles and poison ivy hedges of toxic shrubs enclose The Megalith of Forgotten Purpose, Leaching unknown properties into the surroundings.
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They saw a meteorite blaze into the field, and found the thing that fell was not a stone, but a lump of pale, fetid jelly. “Rot of the stars”.
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The Tunnels 00:28
To fetor-belching tunnels in the Pyrenées mad devotees crawl for miles upon their bleeding hands and knees. Most will soon be dead from nameless maladies.
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Nobody Knows What to Do Because that old farmhouse which was said to be badly haunted simply crumbled to the ground. And that’s really really good, but in its place they found a seemingly bottomless abyss... Nobody knows what to do.
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Keep away from that house down by the swamp! They say a noxious looking oily cloud came down into the yard there one day, and ever since then the things that grow there are deformed... poisonous...evil.
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The seekers now wish they’d given up their search before it had had led them to those dreary abandoned hills, and the terrible old farmhouse redolent of spiritual ill; for now the Sun is setting and they seem to be forgetting how to find their way to the windows or doors which suddenly seem to be missing.
13.
Let’s hope they chop the thing down. That twisted...overgrown...hideous ash tree next to the farmhouse was said to be a nest of small fearsome things which were rarely glimpsed and which had caused the untimely demise of everyone who slept there. Let’s hope they chop the thing down.
14.
Trees normally don’t emit vocal utterances but when they tried chopping down that hideous ash tree by the farmhouse it emitted uncanny ululations.
15.
We were informed to lift a certain slab, which we did, and we now live to regret it; prepared for the worst this was still too much... we died.
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I don’t know about you but I can truthfully say if I could pick a time to kick the bucket I’d pick some other day.
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The Flopper 00:25
There’s nothing worse than thinking there’s something burrowing beneath your house, and then to hear it flopping and then to hear it flopping its way to your backdoor.
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Puppy 00:28
Remember that day we walked down by the Dismal Swamp? We found that little black puppy there who followed us home. Well he’s still here with us, looks like he’s gonna stay... But he’s four feet tall, his eyes glow red and he walks through walls...
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When that farmer started plowing near that old house he unearthed some sort of casket encrusted with unknown matter decorated with bas-reliefs of the most shocking,obscene design. Ever since then he claims the whole family is sick, and they are awakened every night by something snuffling and gurgling through the vast, dismal, empty barren, unlitten hallways of their vast dismal empty ancient farmhouse... which they will soon be abandoning to the unseen tenant.
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No one knew who’d once lived in that farmhouse on the hill, nearly lost in fields untended and in ruins. The local folks say no one’s dared go near it 30 years, since the day they found that skeleton in there; of a thing no one had ever seen before.
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The crazy lady down the road said she heard a rumbling from underneath the graveyard. Then a few days later all the monuments began to crumble into little pieces. No one knew why, nobody knew what it meant. Another few days passed and then the whole place started to subside... Now there’s nothing there but a dismal swamp emitting venomous effluvia. Mephitic effluvia which, if inhaled, - the local people say - leads directly to a condition somehow involving liquifaction.
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Forgotten house remote in Dreary Hills where nobody goes. Shuttered labyrinth of unending night could it be it has a secret? A secret? yeah I’ll tell ya a secret. I heard they found somethin in there, somethin nobody was really sure what to do with or even what it was exactly. I heard there’s somethin wrong with the wallpaper in there too; made outta some kinda weird stuff nobody knows how to make anymore or even what it was exactly...and it reacted somehow with the glue...you know there’s supposed to be stuff bricked up in the walls in there too...?
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If you enquire no one will dare to say anymore than: “There’s something wrong with that place”. And that all of the people who’ve tried to reside there are dead or completely insane. Nobody knows exactly what’s wrong but everyone’ll tell ya: “There’s something wrong with that place”.
25.
Shadows of cypress and chrysanthemums on pale garden walls hint at the fabulous things which may be just beyond. A few dead leaves skitteraround a collection of things found in graveyards. Pale sunlight slants strangely on neglected formal gardens in autumn.
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The Cloud 03:01
Nobody can pretend to believe any longer that cloud on a certain hilltop is natural. ‘Cause it’s been lingering up there for at least two weeks, its colour is indescribable, and it reeks. Roiling and seething, the wind doesn’t move it and it's settled on the crest where those malignant ruins allegedly brood like a pestilence. Some say it emits a furtive phosphorescence, or a persistent low rumbling. Other people say indistinctly within, pale things are seen fumbling. But I’ll tell you ONE aspect of this thing everybody agrees on: nobody else will go up there to explore, for the few who’d done so weren’t heard of no more!
28.
It was a thing to weigh ghosts the Dynamistograph. That is if the spirit stood upon or pressed the membrane. The Dynamistograph: complex in nature yet sensitive. That is if the spirit stood upon or pressed the membrane.
29.
Miracle 00:17
C’est le Miracle des Museaux!
30.
Encyclopedia of Psychic Science The only comprehensive survey of every kind of psychical phenomena known to mankind By Nandor Fodor ($8.95)
31.
Table tippers of old days Here is a partial list of a few of the more celebrated: Mme d’Esperance, Daniel Dunglas Home, Florence Cook, Eusapia Palladino, Margery Crandon, William Stainton Moses, Margaret and Kate Fox and the Goligher Family... table-tippers of the good old days.
32.
Bear 00:24
If I could mutate myself for one day I’d be a bear. Anthropomorphic, of 500 pounds, and then go on a rampage eating up all of the pizzas in town then go home, flop in a chair, watch some movies and sleep.
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Devil’s Pool (New Hampshire) Grey House of Horror (Somewhere in France) House of the Crazy Fancies in London (England) Mr O’Donnell claims some of these hauntings are dangerous.
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The Hounds 00:37
In a remote recess beyond time eldritch eternal hounds are getting bored nothing to do decide to mess with you. So they’re eating their way through space to your brain digging a hole through time to your brain planning some re-constructive psychic surgery. When they get there you say: “well that’s OK, as long as you take me back with you”
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Proceeding from the medium’s upper left arm, I saw a cloudy whitish column, at the top end of which was a gracefully beckoning hand.
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August 7th 1823 at Noblesville Indiana a crackling square white cloud appeared in an otherwise clear sky. The cloud performed a curious spiral motion and discharged a rock which fell, and no geologist can classify to this day.
38.
September 5th 1814 in Northern France; a somber whitish rumbling cloud revolving on its axis, discharged from two cord-like features a shower of stones then slowly faded away.
39.
There’s a whole lot of animals in the valley of the Mississippi, including unknown things you wouldn’t want to meet.
40.
I could hear something big crunching the dogfood, and it was not the dogs; they were in bed with me and just about as equally frightened as I was. I could see nothing there, but the ravenous crunching went on and on... The crunching went on and on. I was unable to move in the grey lighting I could not move I could not turn on the light I could not shout I could not cry out I could not move to turn on the light I could only wait...
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Here’s a partial list of the things they found when they explored the old abandoned Grand Hotel after all those years. Here’s the notebook we found in there. This had a lot to do with why we wanted to close that place up for good. This is from about 40 years ago; a group of people went in there to explore the place. They were never found, just this notebook. Here’s what it says they found: The Hall of the Screaming Figure The Vault of the Unwholesome Vapours and the Chamber in Which They Could Never Strike a Light. That’s just the first page, it gets weirder. They go up to the second floor and found: The Stairway to Oblivion The Seeping Wing The Room of Inexplicable Disorientation Anyway that’s why we closed the place up. It still stands today and you can explore it for yourself if you’d like to; but just don’t linger longly, or things may start going wrongly...
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Splishing 01:04
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I’d forgotten the words which would placate the Thing now that I was in its chamber. It stood on its hind legs and placed its forepaws on my shoulders, and told me telepathically: “Your punishment will be the Engine. the Persecuting Engine; which from afar can influence your actions as we wish, distort your perceptions into undecipherable alien ones, replace your will with ours and nothing can stop it. And no one will believe you, they’ll just say you’re crazy”.
44.
There had come a terrible darkness The sky was crushed and apparently melted More imaginitive deluges were coming A breath from regions unnamed would also occur Vines falling in brittle states The entire farm was shocking Gloomy outlook for the crops The entire nebula swayed ominously Fathomless gulfs broke out A dim yet distinct formation began to be bad. Things were lower; the temperature tingled to impulses but a mirage of the awful moment It had fallen! and run away in the yard.
45.
The thing wandered into a drain and chose not to exit again. It found a great room which would serve as its tomb, and displayed on a plinth its own brain.
46.
Recording this song in the barn one fine September afternoon when all at once something heavy hit the roof and ran across the tiles. It sounded much too big and clumsy to me to be a bird, a lizard or a squirrel. You’re gonna hear it at the end of the song and you can draw your own conclusions...
47.
As the head-like structure approached the back of the curtains, it gave quite a flat impression, not like a picture but like the mask of a face on which the features of a face were to be modelled by the sketchy insertion of small grey and white patches of some kind of soft material. This remarkable thing moved freely and drew a long white veil after it which suddenly detached itself and fell to the ground, while the mask-like object disappeared backwards into the darkness of the cabinet. When on the medium’s left an oblong white mass was again exposed, the author took another photograph (Figure 53). After this the sitting had to be closed on account of Eva’s fatigue.
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Kaziah's Pet 02:00
Nobody could say what kind of a thing had done a deed that no one could describe in a manner which could not be explained It was a hideous brown nuzzling thing like a large rat, nauseously anthropoid. Blasphemous abnormality that really should not be; yellow pointed fangs bathed in sick violet light loathesome tittering bathed in sick violet light hybrid blashpemy bathed in sick violet light morbid atrocity bathed in sick violet light nuzzling shockingly bathed in sick violet light paws like little hands bathed in sick violet light face like human face bathed in sick violet light fed on witches blood bathed in sick violet light Well I know who that is, that’s Old Kaziah’s pet, Brown Jenkin! More and more people are reporting having been “nuzzled curiously” by a “shocking little rat-faced abnormality” in the hours before dawn in the so-called Witch House in Arkham.
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They tell me this whole county is full of haunted places and things that just ain’t right it’s the Shunned Country The Shunned Country Stay away! So here we are; good luck, and don’t say we didn’t warn ya.
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Well now if I were you I’d avoid it still, there is one good thing; you can get a place there real cheap. The Shunned Country.

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If you wonder why the CD has 52 tracks and this has 51, it's because I didn't want a break in the playback between some tracks. Nothing has been cut.

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released February 15, 2005

Written, performed and recorded by Bob Drake, 2003-2004.
Originally released February 2005.
Artwork: Ray O'Bannon: www.ravensblight.com
Extra special thanks to Ray for doing so many wonderful paintings for the album. Please visit his website!

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